Yet More Tweets
Hampered by some minor issues like “having no staff” and “this isn’t actually a real news site at all”, we’ve continued to fail to do any more reporting. So, here are some things that other people wrote:
I can’t decide between a handgun case or an NFL Casserole Caddy pic.twitter.com/VjkTGVRJez
— Brad Sucks (@bradsucks) November 9, 2019
I played a season of intramural Broomball at university, and games were at like 1 or 2am, and a couple of times they had cleaned the ice beforehand, and it was just…running on ice, and honestly what a way to live/die.
— Myles McNutt (@Memles) November 9, 2019
Oh no my heart https://t.co/ptpmiz27PF
— bitchard hayes (@voellig) November 9, 2019
I want to believe the culture of hockey is really changing, because that would be great https://t.co/P9TrMNBNsG
— Luke Savage (@LukewSavage) November 12, 2019
Sexual assault and misogyny, capturing the crown through outright theft and thoroughly unlikable
— Will Bunch 🆘 (@Will_Bunch) November 12, 2019
The Houston Astros are the Donald Trump of baseball https://t.co/49qMJjJ2Qx
Elias Pettersson (@_EPettersson) is just a treat to watch. pic.twitter.com/vKPlFvj6zF
— NHL (@NHL) November 13, 2019
the hilarious thing about this is that this is exactly the kind of behavior they would decry from "rubes in flyover America", except it's different because instead of sports and Coors Light it's impeachment and $14 cocktails https://t.co/7M2VrDwQiN
— Miguel Eichmann-Mengele, Pro-Coup Real Bolivian (@RuckCohlchez) November 13, 2019
the Rockets announcers are discussing what the records for most shot attempts in are, if that's a James Harden League Pass alert you're into, hahahahahahaha
— Rowan 'Gamer Landlord' Kaiser (@RowanKaiser) November 17, 2019
Oh, cool, I no longer have to argue that Don Cherry is a fascist sympathizer because I just heard him screaming about being a nationalist so the word "sympathizer" is no longer necessary.
— Hunter Prado, PhD (@NatSecReporter) November 17, 2019
this is the most I've ever liked Gareth Bale, all the superclubs should get ripped off by their players https://t.co/y8ZC1LMAlg
— bitchard hayes (@voellig) November 19, 2019
when I'm trying to look at twitter and my son comes crying to me about some dumb bullshit pic.twitter.com/s09g6C1eYF
— Rob (@robrousseau) November 20, 2019
Parenting quote from earlier this week: “STOP PLAYING TINY VIOLINS AT YOUR MOTHER!!!”
— Geometry Possum (@kittykatya) November 21, 2019
promoted tweet breathlessly telling me Frozen 2's out in theatres. didn't know that as i don't know any babies
— Jingleghost (@JeremyMonjo) November 21, 2019
This rugby interview is one of the best sports interviews I’ve seen, as it keeps getting delightfully weirder as it goes on. pic.twitter.com/6ua2P5FxET
— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) November 21, 2019
america won the cold war. you can't go back to old bulletin board material like "the russians are gonna get one over on this". you won! you're still regularly making the playoffs, coming out of the western conference! the russians are drafting fifth overall!
— Jingleghost (@JeremyMonjo) November 22, 2019
tried to read the article but got distracted by the hillarious amount of ads pic.twitter.com/aZyzxN8SpZ
— Evan (@chansondada) November 22, 2019
Dear God. https://t.co/vrTEwwWIMT pic.twitter.com/fAP7uQC4Mn
— Sean Craig (@sdbcraig) November 23, 2019
Yale-Harvard game interrupted by climate change protesters
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) November 23, 2019
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— Simpsons Arsenal (@SimpsonsArsenal) November 23, 2019
This is considerably less embarrassing than the time the game was delayed for 15 minutes because there was an aggressive squirrel on the field https://t.co/RcNMuEtCjN
— IWantNothingHat (@Popehat) November 23, 2019
Harvard/Yale halftime: Hundreds of protestors overrun the field pic.twitter.com/9JsNYMvZBz
— Bill Grueskin (@BGrueskin) November 23, 2019
This rules extremely hard
— Alasdair Wilkins (@alasdairwilkins) November 23, 2019
(Also as a former play-by-play guy for Harvard student radio, I can only imagine how 21-year-old me would have tried to vamp my way through this) https://t.co/ikjRDHvjqI
In a leaked recording from a 2017 NFL meeting, Patriots owner Robert Kraft criticizes Donald Trump for being "divisive and horrible."https://t.co/mJJQ3klqQY
— Sporting News (@sportingnews) November 23, 2019
"Leave politics out of sports" they said, as a military jet flew over the stadium, and the American flag was unfurled on the field in a salute to our military bravely killing people overseas.
— Existential Comics (@existentialcoms) November 24, 2019
— Top Shelf Sweetie (@InternetHippo) November 24, 2019
When you're scared of the yellow first down line pic.twitter.com/zj8y8WuGGV
— John Teti (@johnteti) November 28, 2019
he can't be expected to know, he's never gotten a first down before
— David McGuff (@DavidMcGuffbc27) November 28, 2019
I find nonTexan football rivalries adorable.
— Ernie luckman (@ErnieLies) November 29, 2019
everyone at the Atletico-Barcelona game looks damp
— bitchard hayes (@voellig) December 1, 2019
folks, you love to see "right now the Lakers are on pace to break the Warriors' record!" takes go up this morning and then see this.
— Rowan 'Gamer Landlord' Kaiser (@RowanKaiser) December 1, 2019
it's cool how the NFL 100 team is being picked by a bunch of 97-year-olds who grew up watching the game at a time when every player was nicknamed after their ethnicity and worked in the offseason as a professional cigarette smoker
— ⚜️ ❄️🎋A Festivus for Latavius 🎋❄️⚜️ (@ZoneReads) December 7, 2019
At one point Paul Keels on the radio said somebody made the Badger qb "go fetal on that play"
— Her ExcellenTree (like a Christmas tree, get it?) (@TalkingHat) December 8, 2019
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— happily married to bae! turk-yee platter (@yeeyee187) December 8, 2019
If Liverpool win the league we are having a bank holiday
— Jeremy Corbyn (@JackHenno_13) December 8, 2019
sharia law has been implemented https://t.co/VcPs6aBDFn
— happily married to bae! turk-yee platter (@yeeyee187) December 12, 2019