Yet More Tweets
New year, new tweets (same old budget of negative dollars and thus no reporters). See y’all next month!
I’m outraged, @MLB. Threatening to walk away from the entire minor league system is the exact opposite of negotiating in good faith. pic.twitter.com/sSFcGO0KGc
— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) December 14, 2019
Lol are raiders gonna blow their last game in oak
— happily married to bae! thrYee Kings day (@yeeyee187) December 15, 2019
The end of the Oakland Raiders ladies and gentleman @BWilliamsonNFL @JohnMiddlekauff @FallonSmithTV @VicTafur pic.twitter.com/qjCmYf4u1z
— Sylvester Valderrama (@SLYBOY_22) December 16, 2019
HAHAHAHAH FALCONS
— happily married to bae! thrYee Kings day (@yeeyee187) December 16, 2019
im a bills fan now. pats stink
— im nice (@Lowenaffchen) December 16, 2019
random people online are suggesting an Arsenal coaching team of Mikel Arteta, Xabi Alonso, and Freddie Ljungberg, and I am pretty sure that is an illegal level of handsome in one place
— bitchard hayes (@voellig) December 16, 2019
trade the canucks
— Jingleghost (@JeremyMonjo) December 18, 2019
I feel like this final tribal council would feel deeply, profoundly trivial even IF it wasn’t ignoring the elephant in the room, but in context IT IS EXCRUCIATING. #Survivor
— Myles McNutt (@Memles) December 19, 2019
Just watch LSU football, Ed Orgeron's post-game interviews are basically the same thing
— Yglesias J. Reilly (@RuckCohlchez) December 19, 2019
— Baseball's Best Fans (@BestFansStLouis) December 20, 2019
They're keeping hope alive, dammit
— Leonard Pierce (@leonardpierce) December 21, 2019
he was going for the cleanout hit and missed the chargers player and just jacked mullen up
— happily married to bae! thrYee Kings day (@yeeyee187) December 22, 2019
Who’s middle class anyway? It turns out the ability to send your kids to hockey is actually a pretty good definition https://t.co/7xGdUpMUAq via @torontostar
— J.E. Fred Wilson (@fwilson2) December 23, 2019
Whatever the Vikes just did in two plays, it was the weirdest thing I have seen this season.
— Bennett (@biwah) December 24, 2019
Dude should stop twirling his mustache and put the ball in the right spot
— nilay patel (@reckless) December 24, 2019
When hockey twitter thinks you're racist, you really need to do some self reflection.
— Ridley (@Ridley) December 24, 2019
I am not well versed in basketball but @JRozansky is never letting me live this one down
— Kate Havard Rozansky (@KateHavard) December 24, 2019
Poe Dameron: "[Recites exposition]
— UNCUT GEMS FAN ACCOUNT (HOLIDAY EDITION), fka ☕️ (@coopercooperco) December 22, 2019
Charlie from Lost: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Robotics, cloning, things of that nature."
Manchester City blaring "Wonderwall" after a victory is a reminder that saving the UK is high on the 2020s to-do list
— Will Bunch 🆘 (@Will_Bunch) December 29, 2019
They saw this tweet and decided to win instead
— nilay patel (@reckless) December 29, 2019
Ok now I'm ready for my Seattle NHL team!!! pic.twitter.com/EfSC2LPF73
— Garrett Serack🤠 (@fearthecowboy) December 29, 2019
Lmao raiders losing on a 2pt failure is perfect
— happily married to bae! thrYee Kings day (@yeeyee187) December 30, 2019
So long to that apparaently cursed name and city
— Saynt (@saynt614) December 30, 2019
B2 flew over, probably on the way to the Rose Bowl, though these days one can never be sure.
— TwoArticleHat (@Popehat) January 1, 2020
virgil has future prime minister of the Netherlands energy pic.twitter.com/4a8EjKpfQJ
— Waleed Shahid (@_waleedshahid) January 2, 2020
— Rowan Kaiser (@RowanKaiser) January 3, 2020
4th and 27 will be a buffalo legend like wings, meth, and wide right
— happily married to bae! thrYee Kings day (@yeeyee187) January 5, 2020
lmaoooooo i'm a chargers fan now https://t.co/Zm5OVm5TVP
— happily married to bae! thrYee Kings day (@yeeyee187) January 5, 2020
Al, we haven’t seen Vikings beat up on the Saints like this since Edmund the Martyr was slain by the Great Heathen Army in 865.
— Dennis Miller (@DennisMillerNFL) January 14, 2018
Any Second Grader want this smoke?! 8 year old Kenxton Perkins but we call him “Stone”!!! #Beastmode pic.twitter.com/7pVIU7l2uG
— Kendrick Perkins (@KendrickPerkins) January 5, 2020
UPDATE: Josh McCown, a career journeyman backup NFL quarterback, has a longer Wikipedia entry than many U.S. presidents
— Will Bunch 🆘 (@Will_Bunch) January 5, 2020
If taking the other team’s quarterback out of a playoff game with a helmet-to-helmet hit isn’t a suspension — much less a flag — the NFL is hopeless.
— Zach Carter (@zachdcarter) January 5, 2020
NBC's graphics game hasn't always been great today but this is A+
— John Teti (@johnteti) January 5, 2020
🦅🐦🦆🦢🏈 pic.twitter.com/LVckiDQ4L7
Derek Jeter ruined my baseball career and my good name and now the Yankees owe me $34 million.
— Peter Bonilla (@pebonilla) January 9, 2020
No? Fine. Cincinnati Reds, I'm coming for you. $1.6 million. Also, former NFL receiver Ricky Proehl? I see you. What happened to my NFL tryout? Bam! Sued. https://t.co/Z0tRdUpE2s pic.twitter.com/0M1x76Maj1
I dont like the phrase "shoot your shot" and yet here I am saying it at this hockey game
— ⚔PowerPenguin🛡 (@indie_grunge) January 11, 2020
I was going to taunt @backlon with a gif of the fumble but very worried about karma for the Packers tomorrow
— nilay patel (@reckless) January 11, 2020
On the other hand he’s been sending me the Bostick gif since 2014 pic.twitter.com/mZojkNFfEM
If I ever need to decrease drama and excitement in my life, I think I'll hire the people who planned this year's college football season
— Will Bunch 🆘 (@Will_Bunch) January 12, 2020
punting was bad
— Yglesias J. Reilly (@RuckCohlchez) January 13, 2020
More emo bands with sports-themed names existed than I thought previously.
— ⚔PowerPenguin🛡 (@indie_grunge) January 13, 2020
American Football
— ⚔PowerPenguin🛡 (@indie_grunge) January 13, 2020
Modern Baseball
Freethrow
Soccer Tees
The Starting Line
Football, e.t.c
Golf!
Sport
Little Big League
Running Shoes
Quarterbacks
… too many. Far too many
I could try to explain the trauma I’m experiencing, but I’m afraid the closest thing you’ve felt is getting a breakfast egg with a firm yolk.
— Adam (@CutForTime) January 13, 2020
“I don’t need any more books. I need to finish the books I have.”
— Josh Reavis (@joshreavis) January 16, 2020
Sees new book:
pic.twitter.com/2SuoiV54FG
Messed up that guy who got famous for being an NFL kicker who liked nerd stuff is still on Twitter. Just embarrassing at a certain point
— Jingleghost (@JeremyMonjo) January 25, 2020
You know what I haven't thought about it in years? The "troops could put together a team and dominate the NFL". remember those guys. the Young Cons or something, and they were 34 or so
— Jingleghost (@JeremyMonjo) January 25, 2020
It's outrageous and cowardly that the Washington Post is suspending a reporter for tweeting factual, reported information about a public figure who was credibly accused of rape. https://t.co/FvOcHjFDdk
— David Klion🔥 (@DavidKlion) January 27, 2020
It should be illegal for tennis players to be stuck in the same generic outfits when you get to the semifinals of a Major
— Rowan Kaiser (@RowanKaiser) January 30, 2020
hot damn this is good stuff
— Rowan Kaiser (@RowanKaiser) January 30, 2020
"THIS IS IN THE PUBLIC INTEREST,” I scream as I run from the Flyers security team with a stolen Gritty costume under my arm https://t.co/daarf9yt9C
— Sarah McLaughlin (@sarahemclaugh) January 29, 2020