Somebody turn it off. Please?

this is my super bowl pic.twitter.com/lNi4LM5tPa

— Rowan Kaiser (@RowanKaiser) February 3, 2020

This was the defining moment of the Super Bowl.

The statement JLo and Shakira made by having the kids singing from these cages was immense. pic.twitter.com/VXZeEhmRug

— Joshua Potash (@JoshuaPotash) February 3, 2020

A picture of Nick Bosa crying on the sidelines. RT to make someone’s day. pic.twitter.com/dFOYtFJcUi

— Kip Smithers 🏁 (@Chughes612) February 3, 2020

Baseball twitter tweeting “baseball is back” vs baseball twitter realizing 53 days until Opening Day pic.twitter.com/VkVKekRT2A

— Jenn (@baseballnchill) February 3, 2020

Still seething about the infant legume.

— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) February 3, 2020

This is what nursing is actually like. https://t.co/WTdqcl8RSc

— Maria DahvanaHeadley (@MARIADAHVANA) February 3, 2020

https://t.co/jYZPO90ywb pic.twitter.com/DNcdGsnDj9

— john wick’s second wife (@granitelefty) February 3, 2020

"It's better to be born rich than smart"

Odds of young kids growing up to graduate college and get a good job:
*Kids with bad grades from rich families: 71%
*Kids with good grades from poor families: 31%

Success = hard work + luck. Never forget the luckhttps://t.co/SgKcODt9kY

— Dan Price (@DanPriceSeattle) February 3, 2020

Damn, Iowa. We already let y'all have the first and arguably most important primary, despite how small (and overwhelmingly white) you are. The least y'all could do is at least tally everything up without a problem.

— Chris Herring (@Herring_NBA) February 4, 2020

On this week's just-released episode of POP MOM:

🏈 Mom reviews SUPER BOWL LIV.
— The commercials
— The announcers
— The blazers

And more. Share and subscribe on your podcast platform of choice!https://t.co/fea3EBDaNr

— John Teti (@johnteti) February 4, 2020

NFL releases the partial results from Super Bowl LI pic.twitter.com/0SUs2eAh4p

— Christopher Heath (@CHeathWFTV) February 4, 2020

I hope the XFL brings back Big Daddy number 69 pic.twitter.com/LgO4iALGVG

— graham (@GrahamB47) February 8, 2020

The XFL TOTALLY piping in crowd noise. It sounds PACKED and it clearly is not

— graham (@GrahamB47) February 8, 2020

XFL so desperate for NFL level talent and yet Kaepernick is nowhere to be found. Hmmmm

— graham (@GrahamB47) February 8, 2020

Mah god he’s kneeling

— latinx4bloomberg (@ErnieLies) February 8, 2020

They cut to cops on the sidelines crying

— graham (@GrahamB47) February 8, 2020

https://t.co/mZ6rJvbthC

— bitchard hayes (@voellig) February 8, 2020

I don’t think they could make the piped in crowd noise any more obvious if you tried. I’m wondering if they’re papering tickets for the tampa games yet

— dan spaceman (@ohlaika) <a href=“https://twitter.com/ohlaika/status/1226266811513044993?refsrc=twsrc%5Etfw”>February 8, 2020

First commercial break of this game is a hair loss treatment company, they know their demographic

— dan spaceman (@ohlaika) February 8, 2020

Lots more handcam. Which is another hold over from the original XFL!

— dan spaceman (@ohlaika) <a href=“https://twitter.com/ohlaika/status/1226269547226943488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>February 8, 2020

things that were so bad that they actually owned:
- the commentators mentioning the betting line constantly
- the person in the booth completely failing to cut the mic on a dragons player dropping an f-bomb on national broadcast at 3:00 pm on a saturday

— post conspicuously, my lord (@vogon) February 8, 2020

The XFL had nearly TWO DECADES to work all the kinks out.

— LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs) February 8, 2020

yes, Canada will take him, but his name is Ted-Jan, you're not fooling anyone, only Dutch people can have a name like that

— bitchard hayes (@voellig) February 8, 2020

In front of the warriors arena lol pic.twitter.com/pAGFeVn4Z5

— marrYEEd (@yeeyee187) February 9, 2020

Bloomberg should be forced into retirement, he can spend time with his good friend Ghislaine Maxwell instead of forcing his awful face on innocent XFL viewers every commercial break

— graham (@GrahamB47) February 11, 2020

Thank you for the shout out 💙🏈 https://t.co/11qmMgf1Y7

— John Teti (@johnteti) February 11, 2020

March 21st, 2009. Ronan O'Gara writes himself into the history books.. pic.twitter.com/0d9YvzuTyT

— Ireland Simpsons Fans (@iresimpsonsfans) February 11, 2020

a good number of sportswriters are either contractually prohibited from saying anything about politics, or effectively dissuaded from doing so. i feel very lucky to be able to do say what i want, and i am ride or fucking die for bernie sanders

— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) February 12, 2020

Reporter: “Russell, what did you think about the game ending on a free throw?”

Westbrook: “Great. We won.” pic.twitter.com/EdEydR08Ru

— James Herbert (@outsidethenba) February 17, 2020

I regard myself primarily as a Mancunian, yet despite the (mainly) friendly rivalry between the cities, I can't help but be impressed by Liverpool's esprit de corps, both amongst Scousers and their adopted. The Sun wronged them terribly in '89. They've never forgotten, bless 'em. https://t.co/D15LLxFRol

— Jonathan L. Howard (@JonathanLHoward) February 17, 2020

Few things are as wholesome as Jürgen Klopp!

'Liverpool are winning too many games': Jurgen Klopp responds to young Manchester United fan's letter | UK News | Sky News https://t.co/15pnxOwGPo

— 🇪🇺 Debbie ⭐ (@Omnishambles85) February 21, 2020

major bounce back from Bright https://t.co/j7XZFS5ohS

— Jingleghost (@JeremyMonjo) February 23, 2020

FUCK! I should have actually done this!!!

— Will🧙‍♂️Menaker (@willmenaker) February 23, 2020

Cause you need to live to fight another day champ! https://t.co/kz5vuvAFha

— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) February 23, 2020

Every NFL owner has at least one illegally harvested organ in their bodies.

— C. Everett Cope (@cushbomb) February 25, 2020

The XFL should put teams in cities that need teams instead of cities that have too many sports teams already. That seems fairly straightforward pic.twitter.com/URNQisCWfE

— graham (@GrahamB47) March 2, 2020

I’m this guy in the stands at the XFL game pic.twitter.com/MC4yUlvseI

— post conspicuously, my lord (@vogon) March 7, 2020

this Haaland kid…..also good in video game form pic.twitter.com/l91bqyqdXv

— Rowan Kaiser (@RowanKaiser) March 10, 2020

Surreal moment as Mark Cuban learns that the NBA is on hiatus… during a game. pic.twitter.com/U9L1LVdGnE

— The Comeback (@thecomeback) March 12, 2020